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queersexy:consensual somnophilia is like a surprise party. you’ve talked to your partner about what you like and they know what you would and wouldn’t want, and then all that’s left is to fall asleep one night not knowing they’re planning anything

anal-plastic-rubber: keres-nirvana: New shoes! Next task will be standing then walking in these bad boys!! This could end badly! 😂😜 Love how you’re always good for a new surprise. They look amazing!

scatteredsplatteredspun:People will ask “what’s your favorite color?” and then they are surprised that mine is so specific. It’s that purple you see at sunset on a beach, when the clouds are thick and the sun is almost but not quite completely

ttotheaffy replied to your post: We recently had some jays in the garden and having never seen one in the flesh before I was surprised to see how similar they are to magpies. Then I thought “I wonder if Arte knows” so I am here to talk to you about

stay-close:And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can’t ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see

demon-deans-meatstick: warpsbyherself: gallouvich: justemoiici: clannyphantom: icarly-official: backdoorteenmom: Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025

someone-almost-famous: tylerchokely: slaughterhouse-420: i think about this a lot WHAT THE FUCK “dude, dude, dude… climb in my mouth.” “dude, what?” “climb in my mouth then you can pop out and fucking yell surprise

vegan-because-fuck-you: theyoungradical: your heroic US military You turn men to monsters by giving them mass amounts of power and teaching them killing and destroying the lives of others is fine, then act surprised when they turn around and do this?

warpsbyherself: gallouvich: justemoiici: clannyphantom: icarly-official: backdoorteenmom: Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then

adventuresonpaper: I have a love affair with hardcovers. They’re elegant and sleek and sometimes when you take off the sleeve there’s a surprise on the cover. But then other times I really love paperbacks because they’re so casual and cool like

queersexy:consensual somnophilia is like a surprise party. you’ve talked to your partner about what you like and they know what you would and wouldn’t want, and then all that’s left is to fall asleep one night not knowing they’re planning anything

mycuckcakeroommate: fuckherrightintheasshole: lacroixapricot: You’d be surprised how many cuckcakes let me take their anal virginity when my wife tells them its something we do all the time. ‘Really?” they reply. Then my wife encouragingly

demon-deans-meatstick: warpsbyherself: gallouvich: justemoiici: clannyphantom: icarly-official: backdoorteenmom: Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025

juvenile-reactor: Some people sent me messages saying how they like my JJBA works and wish to see more, which surprised meThank you! But, I mean, what, how, why?? I did these things like 4 years ago and I was not very good then😂😂😂Anyway here

clannyphantom: icarly-official: backdoorteenmom: Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080

super-wholock-avengers: clannyphantom: icarly-official: backdoorteenmom: Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45

raggedick: demon-deans-meatstick: warpsbyherself: gallouvich: justemoiici: clannyphantom: icarly-official: backdoorteenmom: Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify

shejustsmiled: ” You think you know people, and then they surprise you. “

justemoiici: clannyphantom: icarly-official: backdoorteenmom: Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080

justemoiici: clannyphantom: icarly-official: backdoorteenmom: Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080

justemoiici: clannyphantom: icarly-official: backdoorteenmom: Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080

subtle: “And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can’t ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the

thank you first anon <3 and to the other two im sorry, yeah i feel you, people shouldn’t assume things like that then get surprised when you’re not that thing, people should politely ask you if they’re that curious people always

queer-bicon: consensual somnophilia is like a surprise party. you’ve talked to your partner about what you like and they know what you would and wouldn’t want, and then all that’s left is to fall asleep one night not knowing they’re planning anything

Like you can say mindful education was beautiful and all but jesus fuck if youre gonna do that beautiful musical number over something so insignificant then damn i wouldnt be surprised if they go all les miserable over steven being mad at lars over being

clodcomplex: chrossrank: Like you can say mindful education was beautiful and all but jesus fuck if youre gonna do that beautiful musical number over something so insignificant then damn i wouldnt be surprised if they go all les miserable over steven

queersexy:consensual somnophilia is like a surprise party. you’ve talked to your partner about what you like and they know what you would and wouldn’t want, and then all that’s left is to fall asleep one night not knowing they’re planning anything

stay-close:And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can’t ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see

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